Nov 24, 2020
The Sopranos Finale cut to black and New Jersey culture let out perfect synchronized scream, "WOAH! WHAT'S THIS OVER HERE?"
If only that finale could go on forever. Instead of one hour long, how about 2 hours long? How about longer than that?! WHO COULD EVER CREATE CONTENT THAT LONG?!
(hint: it's us.)
This week the...
Nov 17, 2020
Once every 10 years the powerful hex surrounding Mount Love is broken in twain, allowing the mountains inhabitant to visit us mortals. Now, for only the second time in Statesmen (and world) history, we've got a damn love expert on the show!
It's officially cuffing season throughout The 50! This week the Love Master...
Nov 10, 2020
"Commonwealth?" the gruff old man questioned to the universe. "Sounds like socialism to me." He quipped, before putting on a dunce cap and making boom boom in his diaper.
This week The Statesmen are joined by Pennsylvania native John DelViscio to finally return to the birthplace of American Freedom. Does the liberty...
Nov 3, 2020
The Heart of America? Is it beating in the chests of our citizens, or found literally at the geographical center of our nations borders? Nope, it's behind the gleaming white pillars and air head politicians in the nation's capital, Washington D.C.!
This week The Statesmen are joined by D.C. native, and comedy weirdo,...